Mostly Non-Black-Friday Retail Report (Macy's, J.Crew, Signet Jewelers)

A Week of Nonstop Retail

Don't worry: Macy's ($M) has a plan (must read) and it includes finally trying to address what competitors - not just Amazon ($AMZN) - have been doing for, literally, decades. Of course, maybe, just maybe, the first part of their plan should be to make sure they're able to collect payment from their customers. But, we're not #BlackFriday experts. Anyway, thanks, millennials, you're killing the mall-based low-cost jewelry sellers. This week, Signet Jewelers ($SIG) reported dogsh*t numbers with same-store sales down 5% and downward-adjusted guidance for 2018. J.Crew Group Inc. = 💩💩💩. The company reported revenue down 5%, and aggregate comp sales down 9% (JCrew down 12%, but Madewell up 13%); it reported an all-in $17.6mm net loss (driven, in part, by its restructuring efforts...FEES!). The company also announced plans to close more stores for a total '17 tally of 50 closures. Elsewhere, people are concerned about derivative effects of big box retail: here, what happens to Salvation Army? Finally, happy 10 year anniversary Circuit City.

Interesting Restructuring News

  • Grocery. Cerberus Capital Management-owned Albertsons is reportedly in talks regarding a possible take-private buyout of publicly-traded grocer Sprouts Farmers Market ($SFM). Given the tough grocery environment, this is an interesting development. And it may get EVEN MORE interesting given this.
  • Oil&Gas. Crude stockpiles hit a modern record this week as American producers basically flick off Saudi Arabia/OPEC and produce, baby, produce. Crude priced down to ~$48/barrel. This - and the embattled state of Seadrill Ltd. - isn't stopping John Fredriksen from looking at picking off offshore assets. Speaking of offshore assets, the oil players are going face-to-face with power suppliers - for wind. Meanwhile, a dissenting view relating to the effect of the rise of electric cars on oil demand (paywall). Elsewhere, in Canada...
  • Retail. Bebe Stores Inc. ($BEBE) is plans to shut down its brick-and-mortar locations and become an exclusively e-comm brand - a plan that depends on the sudden charity of landlords who have shown ZERO propensity for flexibility with retail tenants. Seriously, like, ZERO. See, e.g., THE TRAIL OF RETAIL CORPSES LINING THE 2017 BANKRUPTCY ROLLS. Meanwhile, Land's End ($LE) continued to suffer from its association with Sears while reporting a perfect storm of, wait for it...decreased net revenue, decreased catalogue and e-commerce revenue, decreased same-store sales, and worsening gross margin. J.Crew  reported sliding sales, revenue and same-store comps but nevertheless reported a (very) small profit - largely on the back of Madewell. And then there is Nike ($NKE) which, in its quarterly report, noted increased profit but modest sales growth in the face of online shipping headwinds.
  • Retail II. Uh oh. It appears that Walmart may be getting it's (e-commerce) sh*t together which doesn't bode well for brick-and-mortar already suffering from the Amazon onslaught. Speaking of which, peace out Payless Inc. Wethinks we'll soon be saying "peace out" to a bunch of Chinese shoe manufacturers on top of the thousands of American jobs that will be wiped out. But dividends for Golden Gate Capital and Blum Capital Partners!

  • Rewind I: We have taken a little bit of heat for two mentions of 3D-printing in this newsletter; we have been accused of over-hyping the technology and its near-term ramifications. Well, noting the Adidas announcement this week, have we?? 
  • Chart of the Week